A few years ago I was telling my then girlfriend a story about a certain pop star using a Mars Bar as a Dildo. My girlfriend was excited and questionable about it. After being out one night nearby where my mother lived. I asked my mother if I could sleep overnight so I could drive but drink. On returning to my mothers house my girlfriend asked me if my mother had any Mars Bars or anything similar in her fridge. I couldnt get to the fridge fast enough. I looked all through her fridge but could not find anything. So I looked in the Freezer, all I could find was an orange Ice Lolly. I br… Đọc thêm
